Nigerian apartment scammer correspondence, Act III

Dear Beloved,

Thanks for the email.My name is Kenn Douglas,I own the 1 bedroom
apartment@  275 Greenwich Street, New York NY 10007.
The apartment is available for you to move if you are
serious about renting,also want you to know that it was
due to my transfer that makes me and my wife to leave the States.
We are looking for a responsible person that can take very good care
of it as we are not after the money for the rent but
want it to be clean at the time and the person that
will rent it to take it as if it were its own.

So for now, We are here in west Africa at the
Hillcrest School in Jos, Nigeria . On missionary
work,I personally wanted to Sale the apt  before but I
and my wife decided to put it out for rent.If you
could promise  us to take very good care of the
Apt,the you can send an email with the information
required.

If you are still interested, Note that the rent is
$1000 Inclusive Utilities (hot water, heat, cooking gas
and  electric ).I will like you to give me a call on
this effect to know how serious you are.
below is my phone number
0112348037023288 or +2348037023288 (call for faster
response)
YOU CAN CALL  AT ANY TIME

Information required for application process!!!

1) Your Full Name :
2) Your Full Address & Phone Number :
3) Age :
4) Marital status :
5) How many people will be living in the house :
6) Do you have a pet :
7) Do you have a car :
8) Occupation :
9) Duration of lease/Rent:
10) Gender:
11) Your Picture if available :
Finally a little about yourself

I personally will  come visiting you at September.
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details
so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing
the receipt for you and contacting you. Await your
urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the
document and the keys of the house to you.
If you are still interested, kindly let me know so
that  I can delete the ad from craigslist

NOTE THAT ONCE WE ARE SATISFY WITH YOUR
INFORMATION,THE KEYS WILL BE SENT TO YOU via FED EX
to your address PROVIDED!

As a man of God please I WILL be doing  all this base
on trust and again i will want you to stick to your
words, I am putting everything into God’s hand, so
please do not let us down.

Regards
Kenn Douglas
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My observations:

1. Dear Kenn,

You sound a lot like my new BFF Bryan Milligan! Do you also ride Otuyemi Ayomiposi’s missionary bus?

Love,

Mina

2. The ad was for a $1750/mo apartment, but now you say $1000? I feel like I’m robbing YOU! ahahahahaha. ha.

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Nigerian apartment scammer correspondence, Act II

Dear Mina, 

I am very happy that you have made it clear to me that you are going to take good care of the house, as if it were your own. the utilities are included.The Keys,insurance and the lease agreement form including the rental application will be sent via FedEx to the address you provided,and also i want you to know that i am given that price $1,650 because i am out of the states and would like somebody to rent the apartment and take good care of my properties until i visit the states.It’s going to be a long term Lease,because i am going to be doing my missionary work here for three good years with my wife and son.

To view in side the apartment you will have to go there with the keys.You can send the money for the keys,insurance and the rental application including the lease agreement form for the shipment cost via fedEx,which is $250.I will like you to make the deposit via western union money transfer to the information below.The rent is going to be a long term and the kitchen is an OK size.As soon as you make the payment,mail me with the (MTCN).To enable me cash the money. 

Name : Otuyemi Ayomiposi
State: Lagos
Country: Nigeria
Amount:$250
Text Question: Key
Answer: Door

Otuyemi Ayomiposi is the driver of the Missionary Bus , so he is always going into town where the have western union store.He will be the person to cash the money and I will ship the keys to your Address: Note:The money will be cashed immediately and I will proceed to the nearest fedex office to have every thing shipped to your address: so that you can go and view the interior and inside the house .The price remains $1,650.Kindly note that the payment is refundable

Regards and God bless.
Bryan Milligan

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My observations:

1. “Otuyemi Ayomiposi is the driver of the Missionary Bus”

2. I’m having trouble getting over #1.

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Reply to my reply to a Craigslist apartment listing:

NEWYORK CRAIGSLIST LAND-LORD ORGANIZATION

Bryan Milligan
INFORMATION:

Thanks for the email,it was due to my missionary work ocupying all my time and also i am a member of(NEW YORK CRAIGSLIST LAND-LORD ORGANIZATION).My name is Bryan Milligan,I own the 2 bedroom apartment @80 Chambers Street, New York NY 10007 and also want you to know that it was due to my transfer that makes me my wife and Son to leave the house and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean at the time and the person that will rent it to take it as if it were its own. So for now, We are here in west Africa, our new house.I personally wanted to Sale the house before but I and my wife decided to put  out the apartment for rent.If you could promise  us to take very good care of the house,then you can send an email with the information required.

One Mr. Fabian Tom called me about the apartment,I told him that I can’t give him the apartment because he is married with 4 kids ,I do not want his children to get my property damaged.If you are still interested, Note that the rent is going to be $1,650 per month No extra fees.I will like you to give me a call on this effect to know how serious you are.below is my phone number#0112348035319675

1)Your Full Name:
2)Your Full Address:
3)Occupation?:
4)Phone Number:

I personally will actually come visiting you at September as our new tenant.Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you. Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys of the house to you.
NOTE THAT THE KEYS WILL BE SENT TO YOU VIA FEDEX  TO YOUR PERSONAL HOME ADDRESS
I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE IN THE HOUSE ALONE?????
YOU AS THE TENANT WILL PAY FOR THE SHIPPING COST OF THE KEY TO YOU.As a man of God please I am giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words, I am putting everything into God’s hand, so please do not let us down.

Regards
Bryan Milligan

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My observations:

1. Clearly, this was written by a Nigerian trying to swindle a money transfer via Western Union. HOW CAN I TELL?

2. I replied back asking him why he would reveal the name of another prospective renter to me, but he pretended not to notice and continued asking for money to be wired.

3. “I personally will actually come visiting you at September as our new tenant.”

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“I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE IN THE HOUSE ALONE?????”

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analrapist? [Arrested Development reference]

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KidrobotLabbit Series 2 DROOLS!

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Apparently 38 months ago, Matt K and Mina K made first contact. We just found proof of this today. It’s not at all creepy.

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back on the horse
back on the horse

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(via dereklove)
(via dereklove)

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I assumed this would happen with the new iPhone.

/pets old EDGE iPhone.

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gx:

Man, too bad disposable love is stuck in his parent’s basement. :(

Cut from the video: Mom popping downstairs to drop off milk and bundt cake, and Disposable Love whining that she continues not to heed the “Keep Out!” sign on the basement door.

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